What's this about "Free Milk?"

For those of you who have asked me what "free milk" means, bless your hearts. You see, I am apparently a cow. Cows have milk. I am currently giving that milk away for "free." I'm still unclear as to why I should apparently be charging for it.

Just kidding! The name of this blog is very much tongue-in-cheek.

Yes, there are a lot of women out there giving away their "milk" for free. Dating in America in 2010 is probably even scarier than it has ever been. But, within the context of a loving, monogamous, two-sided, balanced relationship... there is no giving away of this "free milk." The days of the 1950's Good housekeeping "Good Wife's Guide" are over. But, the days of sleeping with as many people as possible until your soul is damaged beyond recognition should be as well.

It's all about balance. Be happy, healthy, and sweet.